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According to the website, the Pam measures the vibration from your body during physical activity to determine your BMI and how badly you need liposuction. The Pam connects to your PC via serial port to upload your “good vibrations” to the Pam Online Coach to let you know how shook up you are, which in turn helps you lose weight and eventually become a gorgeous supermodel. (Maybe it’s just us, but a personal sport trainer that has the same name as a popular spray on, non-stick cooking oil tickles our little love handles to no end.)
Pam website – Pam Keeps You Moving
“Pam Keeps You Moving”. That’s funny. Pam also keeps the bacon from sticking on the bottom of my frying pan. Ya know, they could have called it the Linear Acceleration Recording Device just as easily. LARD keeps you moving, too.