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Cap Blaster Blowgun Scares Coworkers Into Saying *BLEEP*

Cap Blaster Blowgun Scares Coworkers Into Saying *BLEEP*

Ed Steele September 14, 2007 Comments Off on Cap Blaster Blowgun Scares Coworkers Into Saying *BLEEP*

Most of us don’t really work in offices where cap-powered blowguns would be allowed. Depending on the size of your company and HR department, it’s quite likely you’ll be escorted away by Homeland Security

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Dear Green Lasers, What Makes You Green Inside?

Dear Green Lasers, What Makes You Green Inside?

Ed Steele September 13, 2007 Comments Off on Dear Green Lasers, What Makes You Green Inside?

The following message has just been sent via the GadgetMadness contact form: Name: matt Message: I’m doing a science fair experiment and i was wondering what kind of gas is in a green laser.

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Halo 3 Master Chief Kubrick Bearbrick Action Figures

Halo 3 Master Chief Kubrick Bearbrick Action Figures

Ed Steele September 12, 2007 Comments Off on Halo 3 Master Chief Kubrick Bearbrick Action Figures

I’m a rabid fan of Kubrick figures, which are essentially tiny Japanese-made action figures that are much cooler than any other similar style figures released here in the States. Once upon a time the

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Eulogy For Dead Fred

Eulogy For Dead Fred

Ed Steele September 12, 2007 Comments Off on Eulogy For Dead Fred

I never knew Fred while he was alive. From what I’m told he loved office supplies, perhaps a little too much. His torrid love-affair with Mrs. Stapler may have been the cause of his

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Crayola Crayon Executive Pen

Crayola Crayon Executive Pen

Ed Steele August 30, 2007 Comments Off on Crayola Crayon Executive Pen

You make more money before breakfast than most other executives make all year. You’ve got a million dollar smile and when it comes to signing the really big deals, you’ve got the perfect pen

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Office Warrior Weapons

Office Warrior Weapons

Ed Steele August 23, 2007 Comments Off on Office Warrior Weapons

“What’s this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?” Take highly detailed office weapons with a fiberglass core and foam latex body, mix in one office geek and a warrior maiden with l33t sword ski11z,

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Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against

Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against

Ed Steele August 16, 2007 Comments Off on Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against

Ulrik Pilegaard and Mike Dooley both worked at LEGO on the LEGO MINDSTORMS product and have written the ultimate handbook on things you should not build with those colorful little blocks. Wouldn’t you love

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Glow In The Dark Zombie Army Men

Glow In The Dark Zombie Army Men

Ed Steele July 31, 2007 1

Zombies freak me out. You know how much they freak me out? Enough that I know that the best way to escape them is on bicycle, and the first weapon you should find to

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Brando Bumblebee Transformers USB iPod Speaker

Brando Bumblebee Transformers USB iPod Speaker

Ed Steele July 27, 2007 Comments Off on Brando Bumblebee Transformers USB iPod Speaker

Admit it, you’ve seen Transformers the movie in DLP at least six times now, and you secretly dream about alien robots destroying everything in sight while you try to save the world. (Wait, maybe

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Mad Cow Plush Microbe

Mad Cow Plush Microbe

Ed Steele April 13, 2007 Comments Off on Mad Cow Plush Microbe

Mad Cow disease is nothing to sneeze at. Learning about diseases should be more cute and cuddly, and the Mad Cow Plush microbe is made from the softest and most cuddly plush materials known

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Screaming Flying Cow Slingshot

Screaming Flying Cow Slingshot

Ed Steele April 13, 2007 Comments Off on Screaming Flying Cow Slingshot

This cow slingshot is 9″ long and flies over 50 feet. Once launched the flying cow screams “MOOOOooooooooooooooo” for several seconds while flying through the air, and continues to moo after it reaches its

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Apexplorer Jungle Action Figure by Winson Ma

Apexplorer Jungle Action Figure by Winson Ma

Ed Steele April 13, 2007 Comments Off on Apexplorer Jungle Action Figure by Winson Ma

Assigned to Earth by a remote Simian government from another galaxy, the Apexplorers are planet Earth’s last chance for self-preservation. Apexplorer is the creation of Winson Ma and was produced in collaboration with Canon,

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Initech Office Space Crystal Award

Initech Office Space Crystal Award

Ed Steele April 12, 2007 1

So the slacker in the cube next to you is a no-talent ass clown. Or maybe you feel unappreciated, and you’d like a good way to let everyone else know how you feel about

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Mr. Potato Head Spiderman

Mr. Potato Head Spiderman

Ed Steele April 10, 2007 Comments Off on Mr. Potato Head Spiderman

“Peter Parker Potato was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider Spud!” Somehow Spider Spud isn’t as cool as Darth Tater, but it’s nice to see a new spin on an old fave.

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Star Trek 40th Anniversary Phaser

Star Trek 40th Anniversary Phaser

Ed Steele April 5, 2007 Comments Off on Star Trek 40th Anniversary Phaser

The Star Trek 40th Anniversary Type II Phaser has 4 power settings (ranging from “tickle” to “cinder”) and an overload setting, and tranforms quickly into a Type I phaser with full lights and sound.

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