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Cap Blaster Blowgun Scares Coworkers Into Saying *BLEEP*
Most of us don’t really work in offices where cap-powered blowguns would be allowed. Depending on the size of your company and HR department, it’s quite likely you’ll be escorted away by Homeland Security
Read More »Dear Green Lasers, What Makes You Green Inside?
The following message has just been sent via the GadgetMadness contact form: Name: matt Message: I’m doing a science fair experiment and i was wondering what kind of gas is in a green laser.
Read More »Halo 3 Master Chief Kubrick Bearbrick Action Figures
I’m a rabid fan of Kubrick figures, which are essentially tiny Japanese-made action figures that are much cooler than any other similar style figures released here in the States. Once upon a time the
Read More »Eulogy For Dead Fred
I never knew Fred while he was alive. From what I’m told he loved office supplies, perhaps a little too much. His torrid love-affair with Mrs. Stapler may have been the cause of his
Read More »Crayola Crayon Executive Pen
You make more money before breakfast than most other executives make all year. You’ve got a million dollar smile and when it comes to signing the really big deals, you’ve got the perfect pen
Read More »Office Warrior Weapons
“What’s this? A Ranger, caught off his guard?” Take highly detailed office weapons with a fiberglass core and foam latex body, mix in one office geek and a warrior maiden with l33t sword ski11z,
Read More »Forbidden LEGO: Build the Models Your Parents Warned You Against
Ulrik Pilegaard and Mike Dooley both worked at LEGO on the LEGO MINDSTORMS product and have written the ultimate handbook on things you should not build with those colorful little blocks. Wouldn’t you love
Read More »Glow In The Dark Zombie Army Men
Zombies freak me out. You know how much they freak me out? Enough that I know that the best way to escape them is on bicycle, and the first weapon you should find to
Read More »Brando Bumblebee Transformers USB iPod Speaker
Admit it, you’ve seen Transformers the movie in DLP at least six times now, and you secretly dream about alien robots destroying everything in sight while you try to save the world. (Wait, maybe
Read More »Mad Cow Plush Microbe
Mad Cow disease is nothing to sneeze at. Learning about diseases should be more cute and cuddly, and the Mad Cow Plush microbe is made from the softest and most cuddly plush materials known
Read More »Screaming Flying Cow Slingshot
This cow slingshot is 9″ long and flies over 50 feet. Once launched the flying cow screams “MOOOOooooooooooooooo” for several seconds while flying through the air, and continues to moo after it reaches its
Read More »Apexplorer Jungle Action Figure by Winson Ma
Assigned to Earth by a remote Simian government from another galaxy, the Apexplorers are planet Earth’s last chance for self-preservation. Apexplorer is the creation of Winson Ma and was produced in collaboration with Canon,
Read More »Initech Office Space Crystal Award
So the slacker in the cube next to you is a no-talent ass clown. Or maybe you feel unappreciated, and you’d like a good way to let everyone else know how you feel about
Read More »Mr. Potato Head Spiderman
“Peter Parker Potato was bitten by a radioactive spider and became Spider Spud!” Somehow Spider Spud isn’t as cool as Darth Tater, but it’s nice to see a new spin on an old fave.
Read More »Star Trek 40th Anniversary Phaser
The Star Trek 40th Anniversary Type II Phaser has 4 power settings (ranging from “tickle” to “cinder”) and an overload setting, and tranforms quickly into a Type I phaser with full lights and sound.
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