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The Twilight Zone “Nick of Time” Mystic Seer Replica
“Am I going to be promoted, for pete’s sake?” [IT HAS BEEN DECIDED IN YOUR FAVOR] Who can forget William Shatner’s performance in that infamous episode of The Twilight Zone, “Nick of Time?” For
Read More »The Secret Lives of Stormtroopers
Ever wonder what Imperial Stormtroopers do in their spare time? Inflicting pain and terror, killing Jawas, and keeping the Death Star running in tip-top shape is only what they do while on duty. Just
Read More »Brando Screaming Chicken
There are so many things wrong with this new office toy from Brando we’re not sure where to start. Let’s have a look at the official specs: Specifications: Screaming Chicken Screaming when you Push,
Read More »Brando Solves Global Warming With Floating Global
This orbiting space structure has been launched into our atmosphere by Brando in an attempt to re-cool the polar caps of the earth. Using four high-powered subzero freezer beams…hold up. Looks like this is
Read More »Gears Of War Action Figures
Two by two with hands of blue…no wait, that’s not right. Ah yes, Gears of War Set of Four! Each set of Gears of War Action Figures comes with Augustus “The Cole Train” Cole,
Read More »Mattel Batman Dark Knight Grapnel Shooter
We think that the sequel to “Batman Begins,” “The Dark Knight” is going to be one of the best films of summer 2008. “Batman Begins” threw out all the kitcshy films from the 1990’s
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