Glow In The Dark Zombie Army Men

Ed Steele July 31, 2007 1

Zombies freak me out. You know how much they freak me out? Enough that I know that the best way to escape them is on bicycle, and the first weapon you should find to defend yourself with is a katana or sharp sword, which never needs reloading. If we ever have to deal with a zombie outbreak I’m ready. Your little green army men are afraid of zombies too, but until now they didn’t have any to shoot at. Thanks to ThinkGeek you can now fear the miniature living dead, that is until you hear their tiny little voices call out “Braaains!!” like Alvin the Chipmunk on helium. (Army men to defend you not included.)
Glow In The Dark Zombie Army Men

Related: “What To Do In A Zombie Attack” YouTube Educational Video

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  1. birq August 1, 2007 at 4:14 am -

    You learned everything from George Romero, Dario Argento maybe Tom Sevini, Stuart Gordon and Sam Raimi.