Most of you reading this don’t know me personally. See, the first time I saw someone on a handsfree handset on their cell phone (which was a few years ago) I thought: “What a great excuse to act like an idiot in public.” So I got a handsfree headset and started to have animated conversations in public that would go like this:
Hello? Yes, I’d like to sell all my stock in Microsoft. Yes, all one million shares and as soon as possible. Now now now, sell sell sell!! Oh, yeah, I’d like fries with that. Yeah, a shake too please. Monkeys in the perineum? Sure, let them know about the water on Mars please.
Okay, with that special insight on how my mind works you can understand that when Joe tipped me about these awesome iPod drumsticks I saw a new way to extend social consciousness, or at least make an ass of myself in public in a brand new way.
iPod® Digital Drumsticks