Everybody and their dog has an H2 or an Escalade these days. Why not show up those suburban APC-wannabes with something that is bigger, heavier and gets even lower gas mileage? You can buy the Alvis Saracen Mk1 APC from Shomer-Tec (the guys that brought us the Brief Safe and Doo Drops last April)! Not only does it suck more fuel than those other status-symbol rides, it also costs half the price. Shomer-Tec will let it go for a mere $33,000 (or best offer).
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