It’s Time To Improve Your Tinfoil Hat

Ed Steele November 15, 2005 Comments Off

Its Time To Improve Your Tinfoil Hat
Finally, the guys at MIT have gotten around to analyzing the design of the conspiracy theorist’s primary tool: The tinfoil hat. It’s supposed to guard the wearer’s delicate grey matter from the malevolent “establishment” mind-control rays, but the study has found that the standard metal bonnet actually amplifies certain areas of the spectrum.
Read the full report, On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study
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